“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world
i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds
i dont want to be an adult i want to go to the shiny secondhand trinkets store and spend seven hundred dollars
obsessed with the pretty barista who flirted with me and then made me the worst chai latte of my life
(via lordofcamels)
Hit him where it hurts, Cassandra! (Apollo is the WORST.)
THIS IS THE BEST MYTHOLOGY COMIC I’VE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT
EVERYTIME I SEE THIS I LOSE IT AT APOLLO’S FACE
(via anna-rose-banana)
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life is just one ibuprofen after the other
the next ibuprofen will fix me
girl its ibuprofen??
It’s ibuprofen though
(via ryanhatesthis)
Fish feeder
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