Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
No, I studied Asstronomy
Trusting people is becoming hard
Keeping my grades up is becoming hard
Feeling pretty is becoming hard
Thinking happy thoughts is becoming hard
Doing work is becoming hard
Maintaining a friendship is becoming hard
Doing everything is becoming hard and I don’t like it
not offending people on tumblr is really hard
OH MY GOD
NOT EVERYONE ON TUMBLR GETS OFFENDED ALL THE TIME
Tumblr in one post
ELLEN’S NEW INSTAGRAM POST
BENEDICT LOOKS SO CONFUSED I’M LAUGHING
Benedict’s like, AM I DREAMING OR IS THIS MY LIFE RN IT’S MY LIFE RN FUCK HOW DID I EVEN TITANIA IS HAUNTING ME
If we shipped Steve and Sherlock we could call it CapsLock
AND ALL THE FANFICTION WOULD BE TYPED LIKE THIS
Which means Thor will have written it.
I LOVE TUMBLR.
YES THIS SHIP.
I LIKE IT.
STEVE GRABBED THE ALL-OBSERVING MAN, AND WITH THE PASSION OF A HUNDRED WARRIORS, THEY ENGAGED IN INTIMATE MOUTH TO MOUTH ACTION, MUCH TO MY PERSONAL SATISFACTION.